Hey, Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Michael Jeffries. You handsome devil, you. I just read about how you don’t want overweight people (read: above a size 10) wearing your clothes because you only want the “cool kids” to. That’s a’ight. I’m not going to get too worked up, as I understand bias against the overweight is one of the last acceptable forms of discrimination these days. Again, I would challenge you to substitute any other word for “fat”–black, Jewish, gay–and see how it goes over when you say you don’t want _____ wearing your clothes.
I really don’t have the energy to get into this yet again. I will just say this: I make a lot more money than the hipster waifs you’re pursuing, so I’ll spend that elsewhere. (Why do you think your target demographic is so thin?? They can’t afford to eat!)
Also, I appreciate how you had your eyes surgically altered at such a severe angle so everyone would appear thin to you. Like a funhouse mirror. That’s commitment to a bit. Enjoy judging other people’s appearances, Mr. Kettle.